Now for the big one, my Premier League predictions. I will
get everything badly wrong, but that’s expected. I’d at least like to think I
can get 3 or 4 correct positions, however maybe that’s being overly ambitious,
just like Wolves and West Ham fans. I’ll probably do better than Paul Merson,
though someone picking at random would be more accurate than him.
20th Sheffield United
Sheffield United fans’ last memory of the Premier League was
being relegated on the last day of the season. They will also remember then Manager
Neil Warnock, being football’s most bitter man as per, blaming it on West Ham’s
Carlos Tevez for scoring goals. This season’s lasting memories will be better,
but just because they won’t contain Neil Warnock. The squad has nowhere near
enough quality in it and some of their signing are diabolical. Whoever pulled
the trigger on the £10million deal for Lys Mousset needs to have their head
checked.
19th Newcastle
The Stewards at St James’s Park will have to be extra
vigilant this season, because someone will be throwing a cabbage at Steve Bruce
after Newcastle have a terrible start. Though the signing of Joelinton seems
interesting, and he looks like a player Bruce could use to great effect, other
signings I’m dubious of. Allain Saint-Maximin was an attacking player in a Nice
side that scored a grand total of 30 goals in 38 games, that suggests that
Nice’s attack was anything but sharp and Maximin played 34 of the 38 games.
Expect a low scoring and high conceding Newcastle team under Brucie.
18th Brighton
The hype around Graham Potter seemed to calm down after he
guided a lacklustre Swansea side to a midtable Championship finish. But
Brighton’s plan of attack was to sack Chris Hughton, who had done well as
manager, and bring in Potter. Though arguments could be made that Hughton was
becoming ‘stale’ and starting to regress, I don’t think that Potter will have the
necessary impact to stop the slide that was seen at the end of last season. Brighton’s
recruitment in recent times has questionable at best also, with strikers like
Jurgen Locadia and Florin Andone providing as much goalscoring threat while on
the bench as when on the pitch. Due to this I’m very sceptical of any signings
from abroad that Brighton have made this Summer, though the late addition of
Aaron Mooy is a quality one.
17th Crystal Palace
Crystal Palace’s season will depend on whether Wilfried Zaha
will be bothered at all, after the club turned down bid after bid after bid for
the Ivory Coast international. The rest of the squad lacks a certain amount of
quality and if they lose their primary goal threat, Zaha winning penalties and
Milivojevic scoring them, then the goals will dry up for Palace even more than
they already have. Gary Cahill adds some experience at the back and James
McCarthy and Victor Camarasa are decent midfielders, but there’s still
something missing. Even at £2million the permanent signing of Jordan Ayew seems
a bit much considering he can’t finish his dinner, let alone score more than a
couple of goals a season. The strike partnership of Ayew and Benteke is about
as threatening as a baby with a plastic spoon. Goals will be the biggest issue
of all for Palace.
16th Norwich
Norwich were the real surprise package of the Championship
last season, coming out of nowhere to win the league. I think they’ll have just
enough to stay up. The only issue could be players not being able to step up to
the Premier League level. If Teemu Pukki doesn’t make the jump and score like he
did last campaign, the canaries could slip into some big trouble. The signing
of Josip Drmic as Pukki’s back up is an odd one, as his last decent season was
about six years ago and he’s been plagued by injuries ever since. Daniel Farke
has a style of play that’s attractive and attacking, and I don’t see him wavering
from that, which could cause big issues for them.
15th Burnley
Just like Sean Dyche’s voice, Burnley will be just as rough
and gritty when playing this season as in previous years. I think they’ll have
enough to just stay afloat again. In Chris Wood and Ashley Barnes, they have
two proven Premier League quality strikers, and the fact that they’ve kept together
the centre back partnership of Mee and Tarkowski is crucial. Their recruitment
has certainly been unspectacular with Danny Drinkwater providing an extra solid
midfield option, but their other signings have been poor. Jay Rodriguez managed
22 goals last season in the Championship (mostly from the penalty spot or his hands),
but I’d argue he hasn’t looked the same since getting injured at Southampton a
number of years ago. The less I talk about Erik Pieters the better, he has all
the attributes needed of a solid defender, other than the ability to defend.
14th Watford
Watford have had a good few years in the Premier League now
and have seemingly been consistently improving. However, I think that this
season will be the start of a gradual decline for the Hornets. The very trigger-happy
board will certainly think of sacking manager Javi Gracia if they get off to a
bad start and I could see that happening. There’s only a certain number of
times that Watford’s transfer policy, signing unknown foreign players, can work.
They have signed two experienced English players this window but I don’t think
Danny Welbeck and Craig Dawson are actually Premier League quality. This will
be the start of the decline for Watford.
13th Aston Villa
I’ve tried to be as unbiased as possible when predicting
Villa’s position this season. I think Villa fans have a great number of reasons
to be optimistic. The ‘doing a Fulham’ comparison is an easy and lazy one to
make for those that are very much ill-informed. Yes, a lot of players have been
brought in, but three were already on loan, others have played under Dean Smith
before and others know members of the squad. The only concern regarding the
squad that I have is will the strikers at Smith’s disposal score enough goals?
Record signing Wesley wasn’t an out and out goal scorer in Belgium and Jonathan
Kodjia has had a couple of poor seasons after a great first season in Claret
and Blue. Douglas Luiz looks to be a steal at £15million, though Man City have
a buy back clause, and Tom Heaton could be one of the best signing of the
summer for any club at £8million. I’m expecting big things from the Villans in
the next few years.
12th Southampton
Southampton looked very poor for the majority of last
season. Enter Ralph Hasenhuttl. The Austrian certainly got Saints playing when
he joined at the back end of the last campaign, and he guided them to safety
with a few games to spare. His attacking and exciting brand of football along
with some astute additions should see Southampton shoot up the table. They have
been in desperate need of new centre backs particularly, with the recent crop
being anything but solid. So, the Saints faithful will have to hope that 20-year-old
Kevin Danso will be the answer to their prayers. Defending leads will be the
issue for them this season as ever, as if fit Danny Ings should be good for around
10-15 goals this season at least, so scoring shouldn’t be a problem.
11th Bournemouth
Bournemouth have a dynamic attacking line-up, that they have
managed to keep together through the transfer window. This attack and the
talent of manager Eddie Howe will spur Bournemouth on throughout the season.
The issue will be whether the Cherries defence will be as leaky as ever or be
improved due to the signings of promising defenders Jack Stacey and Lloyd Kelly.
Even if the defence doesn’t improve that much, I can still see them securing a
comfortable 11th placed finish because their attacking depth is so
good. Even if they’ll be missing talented youngster David Brooks for the
majority of the season.
10th West Ham
West Ham fans probably have wildly unrealistic expectations of
what their team can do this season, after signing Sebastian Haller for £36million.
The reality of the matter is, they’re West Ham and Haller will most likely look
a shadow of the player that he is while in a West Ham shirt. Just like most of
the forwards they’ve signed over the last ten years. I don’t expect any European
football to be played in front of the empty seats of the London Stadium next
season as fans of the Hammers may expect. Only about 5 or 6 of their squad are
actually good enough to push them into the European spots. Any team that has
the possibility of having a midfield pairing of Carlos Sanchez and Mark Noble
will never rise above mid table mediocrity.
9th Wolves
The hangover for Wolves from their tremendous 2018/19 season
starts now. Though I don’t expect this to cause that much of a drop off, I don’t
think Wolves’ squad is quite deep enough to deal with European football and
maintain a top 7 finish. That being said, there is a good amount of quality in
the Wolves team and I believe they’ll comfortably sit in mid table, which
should calm down some of their overexcited fans.
8th Everton
Everton have splashed some cash on some shiny new players
yet again this summer, in the vague hope that some gel with the rest of the
team, and propel them into the top 6. This plan has yielded mixed results, and
I think this will continue. I’m still not overly convinced Marco Silva knows
what he’s doing, and neither are some Everton fans, after some barren spells in
the last campaign. Despite this, I still expect Everton to be challenging for European
football, even though their spending over the last few years suggests they
should be higher.
7th Chelsea
As I said in my Championship predictions, I wasn’t overly
impressed with Frank Lampard at Derby last season, despite the media gushing
about how he did a wonderful job. He took a team that should have finished in
the Play-offs or higher, and just scraped into the Play-offs on the last day. I
think he lacks a certain level of managerial ability and knowledge in how to
cope when things go against him tactically. I think this will cause a slip down
the table for Chelsea this season, especially when the transfer embargo is
considered as well. There is still plenty of quality in the squad and Christian
Pulisic should be able to take up a little of the slack after Eden Hazard’s
departure, but probably not quite enough. Up front could be a big issue for
Chelsea as Giroud is a good player but doesn’t score enough. On top of this, Tammy
Abraham, in my opinion, lacks the necessary finishing ability to be prolific at
the top level, despite scoring 25 goals in the Championship last season. A disappointing
but almost respectable season for Chelsea awaits.
6th Leicester
Leicester have one of the most exciting attacking line ups
in the Premier League, and if Brendan Rodgers had joined them earlier last season,
I think they would have challenged for the top 6. The loss of Harry Maguire
will hurt them defensively but I think other players will be able to step in
and fill the gap. Having a genuinely attack minded coach will really help the
Foxes push on and I think a 6th place finish is easily achievable
for a team full of young and hungry players.
5th Arsenal
Arsenal were crying out for an addition at Centre back this
transfer window, and they signed one… and then immediately sent him out on
loan. Then they signed another… and it was David Luiz. As if Arsenal fans
needed more of the torture of seeing how good their team is going forward, only
for all the attacking efforts to be destroyed by abysmal defending. Their
attack alone should see them guarantee Europa League football again. I look
forward to watching the horror show that will be a pairing of Shkodran Mustafi
and David Luiz.
4th Manchester United
Maybe 4th is a bit of an ambitious prediction for
Man United, but I think they have enough to get there. Harry Maguire is a good,
if hugely overpriced, signing and he fits with the young core that Solskjaer is
trying to build at the club. The prospect of Marcus Rashford and Anthony
Martial actually playing up front and not out wide should excite United fans,
as this is where they perform best. If Chris Smalling stays out the starting
line-up United will finish higher than they did last season, and Maguire’s
presence will make that more of a possibility.
3rd Tottenham
Spurs fans will be delighted to know I expect them to put
plenty of pressure on Liverpool and City this season, which has become their
specialty in recent years. They are the Leeds of the Premier League, choking
when the going gets tough and not winning anything when they really should.
Their awful performance in the Champions League final epitomised that. Spurs’
squad is now absolutely stacked with talent with a few good summer additions,
but even a shiny new stadium can’t make you a big club that wins trophies, as
West Ham fans know.
2nd Liverpool
Liverpool have arguably the most formidable front three in
the world, and the best defence in the league when all of its members are fit. However,
there isn’t a great deal of outstanding quality when you look outside the first
team. This lack of depth, particularly up front, could come back to bite
Liverpool in the big games. I think they’ll run City close again, but will
ultimately not have enough to win the league.
1st Manchester City
Man City had a scary amount of squad depth as well as
quality last season, with the only flaw in the squad being the lack of a
replacement for Fernandinho. In the summer, City have somehow added to this depth
and, more importantly, found a long-term replacement for Fernandinho in the
form of Rodrigo from Atletico Madrid. This difference in depth between Man City
and Liverpool is what I think will set City apart and help guide them to a
third consecutive Premier League title.